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Poem: Perils of Cable July 30, 2006

Filed under: family — Alex @ 9:35 pm

Bottled figs for you and me
I had no need
Or malignant greed
Why me?
(Buy me they answered when asked)

Vacuum tubes for him and her
A matching set
Stay dry when wet
Why her?
(Try me they answered when asked)

Partridge down slippers for us and them
One of a kind
Are we out of our mind?
Why anyone?
(Home Shopping Network I answered when asked)

 

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